Things I did while drunk last year (#ThingsIDidAYearAgo)
- Made a fool out of myself with the boy I like.
- Had to get random help on how to work with the cigarette machine, cause I was too drunk to figure it out. It finally worked in the second bar I tried.
- Bought cigarettes.
- Discovered an unlikely and unexpected secret.
- Twisted my ankle while walking out the door of the bar.
- I don’t really remember the rest.
I totally wish I remembered what secret that was.